What do McDonald's and preist have in common? They both stick there meat in 10 year old buns.
What pants do you wear to church.. HOLE-Y ONESS
Why are priests called father? because its too suspicious to call them daddy.
A priest and a rabbi run out of a burning church and the Priest says "what about the children" the rabbi says "fuck the children" and the Priest says "do you think we'll have time
A little boy went to church.. the priest said get in the following positions.. stand then kneel then bow.. the little boy replies.. can u hurry up and fuck me already
The worst part about church is that you're constantly switching between sitting, standing and kneeling; I mean, why can't the priest just pick a position and f**k me already!
What do you call a Mexican Baptism?
Bean Dip
Confusios Ssay "man who sit in church and fart must sit in pew"
What kind of jeans do you were to church? - Holy jeans
When I was little I would pray to Jesus every night for him to get me a new bike, I learned one week in Sunday school that that's not how it works, so instead i just stole one and asked him for forgiveness.
Why can't skeletons play church music? Because they have no organs.
What do you call it when Batman skips church?
Christian Bale.
How do you get a nun pregnant? -- Dress her up as an alter boy.
Welcome to the Church of the Holy Cabbage.
Lettuce pray.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
