Chuck jokes
Chuck Norris orders his coffee black, without water.
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Chuck Norris can slam a revolving door.
Chuck Norris uses elevators only in case of fire.
"Chuck? How many push-ups can you do?" -- "All of them."
Chuck Norris was a kamikaze pilot. 12 times.
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Chuck Norris doesn't flush the toilet.
He scares the shit out of it.