Christopher Jokes

Anonymous

Whats the opposite of Christopher Reeves?

Christopher Walkin.

Kejel
in Bar

Christopher and Tony were tempted for a beer but they only had 2 dollars each. Christopher got an idea and run away to the butcher and see if he got something good. He came back with a sausage. So they went to a pub and ordered 2 beers and 2 whiskeys.

  • Are you crazy?! Said Tony to Christopher. ‘We don’t have any money!’
  • Take it easy now, said Christopher. 'I have a plan.' When they finnished drink everything up christopher put the sausage through his own zipper and begged Tony to bend on his knees and take the sausage with his mouth. The bartender saw what they did and throw them out without even paying. So Christopher and Tony kept doing the same thing pub after pub after pub. After the 10th pub said Tony: I can’t do this anymore. I am drunk and my knees are in too much pain to even handle the walk.
  • How do you think i feel? Said Christopher exhausted. ’ I dropped the sausage in the 3th pub!’
Christopher Reeves

Since Christopher Reeves can’t play Superman, they got a new person Christopher Walking.

Cripples

What’s the opposite of Christopher Walken?

Christopher Reeves

Anonymous
in Yo mama

Yo mama so big she thought Christopher Rhoades was a tampon.

Anonymous

Whats superman’s weaknesses…kryptonite and horses

Anonymous
in Actor

What’s the opposite of Christopher Reeve? Christopher Walken.

Those t.p. jokes are getting shittier by the second.

Sir Glitter

What’s got 4 legs and is stronger than Superman

Christopher Reeve’s horse

In 1492 Christopher Columbus sailed the ocean blue. He sat on a rock, tckled his cock, until it turned red white and blue

Testaclese
in Ban

What’s black and sits on top of the stairs? Christopher reeves in a house fire.

Yeeet

Christopher Columbus:Sees native americans Can i see your land Native amercians:sure just be care… Christopher Columbus:Boonk gang whole lot of gang shit

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