Free will is like having a vagina you don't need to know how to use it and you don't need to know what it does but what matters is that you have it.
How come when women decide to kill their unborn baby its a "choice". But when I decide to drive my car into a playground full of children its called "murder".
Francis Pope, Donald Trump, Barack Obama, and a little boy were one a falling airplane. Their were 3 parachutes. Donald Trump grabs the first parachute and jumps off the plane saying, “The world needs my leadership!” Barack Obama grabs a parachute and says, “I need to help make choices for our world”, so he jumps off the plane. At this point, the Pope and the little boy are on the plane. The Pope says to the boy, “take the last parachute, I am too old and I’m going to die soon one day.” The little boy says, “actually their are two, you see, Donald Trump took my backpack.”
I was always told as a kid that I have to pick between being a programmer and an English teacher. They said: you can't be a pro-grammer nazi.
It was dinner in the plane and the flight attendant asked the passenger if he would like dinner "What are my choices?"the passenger said.? "Yes or No," the flight attendant replied.
whats the difference between Tyler and a rooster? A rooster says cock a doodle doo, Tyler says any cock will do.
What does it mean when a man sits on a boulder instead of on the ground?
A bolder choice.
I can't decide which side to take on abortion; on one hand it kills babies and on the other it gives women a choice ...
Q: whats a pedophiles favorite place to eat? A: schools because there is a wide variety of choices.
Whats the best thing about been a pedophile? You can choose the fit profession where you find kids most
Yo mama got a daughter in a relationship and I don't have time for you asap daughter daughter or your mother or your call or your choice of choice
A computer science student is studying under a tree and another pulls up on a flashy new bike. The first student asks, "Where'd you get that?"
The student on the bike replies, "While I was studying outside, a beautiful girl pulled up on her bike. She took off all her clothes and said, "You can have anything you want.""
The first student responds, "Good choice! Her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
