Choclate jokes

An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

What kind of chocolate does a lesbian hate?

Ones that contain nuts.