Choclate jokes

An unfortunate accident happened at the Nestlè factory. A man named Joe was seriously injured because a box of chocolates fell on him. Every time he said, "The chocolates are on me!" everyone cheered.

If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.

Life is like a box of chocolates, they f*cking melt :)

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.