Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.