Chocolate factory jokes
Q: What is Trump?
A: An oversized oompa loompa.
Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.
*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.
*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?
Memes
I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.
My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."
- One of the thousands of missing children.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.
Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.
I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.
What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?
A candy baa.
