Chocolate factory jokes

Q: What is Trump?

A: An oversized oompa loompa.

Bro, are you an Oompa Loompa? Because you look like you just came from the chocolate factory.

*New teacher walks in* New Teacher: Hi there, class. My name is Mr. Willy. I will be your math teacher.

*Me in shock, "Willy"* Me: Willy Wonka, is that you?

I went to the bathroom and into a stall to see a hole in the wall. It reminded me of "The Lickable Wallpaper" from "Willy Wonka and The Chocolate Factory." I jokingly started licking. Though, the carrot tasted musky and kinda wrinkly.

I heard a joke about chocolate bars, and it wasn't that funny. So I just snickered.

Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last as long for fat people.

Person 1: Goodness, when is Michael Jackson going to stop eating these white chocolate truffles? He is already making a goddamn mess on his bed eating a few of them.

Person 2: Well, he cannot resist the little white balls.

What do you call a sheep covered in chocolate?

A candy baa.

Life is like a box of chocolates, mostly disappointing.