Chin jokes

My girlfriend told me she’s sad because she’s put on a bit of weight.

I told her to keep her chins up.

You must work at McDonald's because you have a McDouble chin.

Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.

What do you call a fat fortune teller? A four-chin teller.

What do you call a really fat psychic?

4chin Teller

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.

Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"

Little Johnny said, "No, what?"

She answered, "The principal's office."

Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"

The teacher answered, "No, what?"

"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"

Logan Taub has a BBC, Big Butt Chin!

Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)

"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))

And slice jokes!

What kind of "slices"?

Handy ones. ^_^

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

Wow, you did 10 chin-ups? Was it 1 for each chin?

I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.

There's something on your chin, no, the third one down.

I just roast all of your chins because I don't know which is uglier.

What is the point of buttchins?

To catch flies.