Chin jokes

When you get caught about to shoot up the school,

*slowly puts AR to chin*

Little Johnny was not paying attention in class, so the teacher told him, "Do you know what happens when you don't pay attention?"

Little Johnny said, "No, what?"

She answered, "The principal's office."

Then little Johnny said, "Hey teach, do you know what it means when you have balls on your chin?"

The teacher answered, "No, what?"

"You have a d!ck in your mouth!"

What do you call nuts on a chin?

My penis in your mouth.

Your chin is where I went on ski vacation.

Bro's chin looks like it's from that movie cartoon named Kronk. No wonder he got stung by a bee and took an ibuprofen to reduce the pain, but instead it grew longer.

Fat teachers be like: "I hope you're paying a ten chin."

Hey, you have something on your chin, no the 3rd one down.

Peter Griffin's chin.

Should I mention how much it looks like a penis?

Clarm chin ass bou ducky wack wakaka chuck chuyli bingbong DA sauec.

What did the Chinese man say to his wife?

I'll chin you later.

How do Asians name their kids? They drop spoons and forks down the stairs. Chin Chan Chon.

What happens when water loses its bottom jaw?

It had a hurt o-chin (ocean)!

Bully: Your mom gay.

Me: There's something on your chin.

Bully: Where?

Me: No, on your fourth one.

A man is out west driving and on the edge of town comes across a tourist stand and sitting in front is an Indian chief right out of central casting. Dour look, full headdress, a glass jar and a sign that says "Indian chief know all! $5". So the fellow's curiosity gets the better of him and he goes up to the chief, puts $5 in the jar and asks "What did I have for breakfast on this day 10 years ago?" Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Hmmm eggs. You had eggs!"

"Eggs?" shouts the guy "Everybody has eggs! I've been had!" throws his hands in the air and leaves in a huff.

Ten years on, as fate would have it the fellow has occasion to be driving through the same town and sure enough he comes across the same stand, Indian chief, sign, and jar. So he stops the car and saunters across the road, goes up to the chief like a smart-ass, holds up his hand and says "How". Chief taps his chin for a moment and says "Poached."

You have more chins than a Hong Kong telephone book!

I have more chin than the Chinese phone book.