"Peado van, peado van, stay away, peado van, peado van, take her away."
I can't afford food, I can't afford childcare, might as well just get the money out of her.
Orphanage protest jokes here!
Why can’t orphans win trophies?
Because they can’t take them home.
What happens to a baby when you let it run loose? It can't cause it can't run yet.
Welcome to Dave's Orphanage. "You make it, we take it."
Why did the silly boy take the Christmas tree to a barber?
Because his mother said it needed to be trimmed.
I gave her a lift back to her crib because her car wouldn’t start.
What do you call an Indian babysitter?
Nanny.
How do you make a baby astronaut sleep?
You rock-it!
A baby is like another step. You use it just the same as the other steps.
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
What's better than swinging a baby around on a rope?
Stopping it with a shovel.
Most people smother babies with love.
I smother them with pillows.
Babies can spread a nasty smell,
especially when you haven't fed them for a month.
How do you stop a baby from crying?
Throw a brick in its mouth.
