Child Jokes

Why did the orphan go to church? To hear some "foster" Parenting advice.

I went to jail because i gave the orphan kid a calendar with 363 days

(i deleted mother's day and father's day)

A cop pulls two Arabian men over, walks up to their window and says "We are looking for two child molesters". Now after a short pause the two men look at each other,then back at the officer and say "we'll do it!"

You are so intelligent that parents come running to beg you to be their child

Does a migit count as a orphan?

son: can i go to my friends mum? mum: no! son: dad was right i am a son of a bitch! mum: bad news but your adopted!!

I bought an orphan kid an iPhone.. Guess what? It had no home button.

👨 + 👩 + 👦 + 👬 + 👧 +👭 + 🚻 + 💩 = 🚽 + 💩 + 🚽 = 🪠 💩 + 🪠= 🚽+ 💩 + 🐘 + 💩 + 🚻 + 🚽 + 🪠 = 😭

Why did the orphan sit alone in the corner? They wanted some family time.

Q. Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite rapper? A. Monoxide child

My sister is so ugly that she had to have a child with me to keep the family tree going. Let's laugh, folks!

Dad: ok son if you fail this test your no longer my child ok Son: ok dad AFTER TEST Dad: hay son how'd the test go? Son: son?

what is the difference between juice wrld and a orphan A:one is loved by all