Cheese

Cheese Jokes

Cheese grater

I bought my blind friend a cheese grater for his birthday. A week later, he told me it was the most violent book he ever read.

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  • Sale

    Donald Trump wants to ban the sale of pre-shredded cheese.

    He wants to make America grate again.

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  • Doctor

    "I'm sorry," the doctor says, "you have a rare and very contagious disease. We must quarantine you, and you'll only be fed cheese and bologna."

    "Will that cure me?" the patient asks.

    "Well, no," the doctor replies, "but it's the only food that will fit under the door."

    Mouse

    The early bird might get the worm...

    But the second mouse gets the cheese.