This is how big cats were named.
"I HATE BIG CATS. THAT ONE IS A LIAR, THAT ONE IS A CHEATER. THE ONE IS A POO-MA."
"Lion. Cheetah. Puma. You're getting a promotion."
What do you get when you cross A-Rod with Chris Brown?
Cheater, cheater, woman beater!
What is the worst animal to play cards with? A cheater.
Say this to someone who is fat that you don't like (make sure he's a virgin):
"You're so fat you can sell shaaade!! That's why you're a virgin and you masturbaaate!!! Yeah, I've see you, touching your 1 centimetre and if you have a gf she's is a cheater!!"
Make sure to say "shaaade" not "shade". And say "maturbaaate" (also try to say a D not a T in maturbaaate) not "masturbate".
Why does a cheetah always lose on a test? Because he is a cheater!
Two boys were playing cards on a picnic table outside the school. Both of the boys had revolvers hidden in their waistband.
Now, one of the boys was a notorious cheater, who liked to hide his cards in his waistband. Recess was just about to end, when all the kids heard a loud bang erupt from the picnic table. In tears, the card player admitted that he had shot the other card player, stating "I played a King, and he started reaching for his waistband!"
What's the difference between a cheater and your mom?
They both cheated!
Stop saying "cheetah cheater" jokes. They suck!
Chase cheated on Charlie with Addison Rae.
My pathological cheater of a sister wanted to play a board game with me.
I turned her down because I didn't like the Risk involved.
