She said she was cheating. I put anti-freeze in her drink.
I caught my wife cheating on me. I beet my son and grounded him.
my girlfriend was cheating in Uno
she's not the only one who can play that game
what do cheetahs do when they get a test? they cheat!!!
So my mom has hit me with a flip flop when i was bad and when i cheated on my girl right when the other girl came in a flip flop came flying in the room
Playing a game called 7-up. Student- why can't I use a pencil to tap their fingers? Teacher- it's cheating! Student- No! it's the object of the game.
Thomas Jefferson’s 80th b-day bash be like: Jackson: CALHOUN! YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME - IN BED WITH THE CONSTITUTION???
People when you lover cheats on you do this!
1. start a conversation 2 say "whats that smell" 3. They will smell around 4. Say omg it's a b**** and walk away and ignore them
why do you not play with a cheetah because they cheat
why did the orphan cheat on his girlfriend with a guy? Because he wanted someone to call mommy and daddy
You ever get the feeling when your parents are cheating on you? I do.
Mum finds out child cheats in math test. Mom says " there is no cheating in this house". Child " then why did you cheat with my math teacher last night? "
what kind of shells do tanks use to cheat? a-cheat shells
The way ladies cheat nowadays is very alarming. She might give birth to twins, but each twin having a different father. 😭
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
what the difference between a cheater and your mom:they both cheated
What do you call lesbians having sex? My cheating dyke ex wife!
my wife accused me of cheating I told her she started to sound like my wife
