Night chat! Starts in 4 hours! Love Kenya! š
Chat date for Tenya and Jordan.
Chat date for Kenya and Jaden!
Gwen, if you're reading this, the link I sent is for you and your boyfriend to chat and stuff. No one shall bother you! Pinky pinky!
Btw, do you know how I am cause if do then I am related to Kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry, just chat with your boyfriend.
Gwen and Prince chat and talk and discuss; we won't bother you! Here! Enjoy!
You know how you mine and craft in Minecraft, and you chat in VR in VR Chat, but what do you do in Alabama?
Think of your favorite singer. Now, go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS. Now think about your least fave, mine is Oil London šµ. This is my home now.
1. What rhymes with "oil"? Put it in da chat. Bye weird people!
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
Friend texting fat boy: I know you're on the group chat. I can see you looking at my texts.
Me: I can only see fat.
A blond and her brunette friend were chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her.
To not be outdone, the blond retorts:
"That's nothing! Once we were in the kitchen, I can't believe I didn't see it coming. One minute I turned, and he just got it all on my face! It was so thick and hard! It covered my mouth, my nose, my shoulders, and eyes. It even got in my hair, and when I looked up at him, all he could say was, 'Whoops! The flower went everywhere!'"
At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadnāt seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman Iād become.
On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.
āYes, itās such a shame that sheās gone blind,ā she said sadly.
Roses are red, lemons are sour.
Open your legs and give me an hour.
What did one piece of toilet paper say to the other? "I feel really wiped."
A pedophile is chatting on the internet: "On a scale of one to ten, how old are you?"
