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Gwen if ur reading this the link I sent is for u and ur bf to chat and stuff no one shall bother u! Pinky pinky! Btw do U know how I am cause if do then I am related to kenya and my name starts with T? Don't worry just chat with ur boy friend

You know how you mine and craft in minecraft, and you chat in Vr in Vr chat, but what do you do in Alabama?

Think of your favorite singer. Now. Go ask someone what is your favorite singer. My favorite singer is Halsey, BTS, . Now think about your least fave mine is oil LondonšŸ˜µ this is my home now 1. What rhymes with oil put it in da chat. Bye weird people

Most annoying thing... When we send something in What's app thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...

A three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat will be closed.

Stranger 3: how to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?

Stranger 1: you can't!

Stranger 2: you can

Stranger 3: how?

Stranger 2: by using the same idea of russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff but the difference that he can sleep and he will have a food for 30 days and toilet too.

Stranger 3: great idea, but who can we try first?

Stranger 1: you all gays are evil monsters

Stranger 2: i think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy let's try this experi-

(the chat has been closed by stranger 1)

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A Blond and her Brunette friend where chatting about their boyfriends; the brunette goes on and on about how dirty her boyfriend is with her. To not be outdone the blond retort's. Thats nothing once we we're in the kitchen I can't believe I didn't see it coming one minute I turned and He just got it all on my face it was so thick and hard! it covered my mouth, my nose,my shoulders, and eyes it even got in my hair; and when i looked up at him all he could say was whoops the Flower went everywhere!

At the funeral of a family friend, I was chatting to June, an elderly lady I hadnā€™t seen since I was a teenager. I was thrilled when she told me what a beautiful young woman Iā€™d become.

On the journey home, I remarked to my mother how lovely it had been to see June again.

ā€œYes, itā€™s such a shame that sheā€™s gone blind,ā€ she said sadly.