Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
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I take debt 25000 euro,i spend in charity 20,000,and 5000 euro left,i pay the debt 2000 euro and i have to pay now 23,000 euro to bank,and 3000 euro i have in profit,23,000 +3000>>26000 ;)
The other day, I donated my car keys, $1,000, and a passport to a homeless man. You could feel the happiness come from me after he holstered his suppressed shotgun.
Why don’t oysters give to charity?... Because they’re shellfish😂
"Have You Ever Heard Of The Snail That Never Gives Charity?" "Yeah, He Is So Shellfish!"
What's world hunger and a Mercedes got in common? Princess Diana couldn't stop both of them
Today I donated my watch, phone, and $500 to a poor guy. You wouldn't believe the happiness I felt as he slid the pistol back into his pocket.
The make a wish foundation has gone too far. All of the make a wish kids asked for cancer to be gone so they just gave the cancer to all of the make a wish kids.
What do chairs spend on the most?
Chair-ity
What did the make-a-wish kid say to the staff? "I don't wanna go to disneyland, I wanna live longer."
I donated 100 dollars to a blind children’s charity. Too bad they won’t ever see a dime of it.
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn't have a homepage.
for 15 cents a day you can feed an African child they eat spare change i guess
Im doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled. Its called spastics on elastics
Today, a man knocked on my door and asked for a small donation towards the local swimming pool. I gave him a glass of water.
I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity. -- I now have $999,999.75.
