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What's the food orphans can't eat?

Family-sized ice cream.

What does an orphan have that a homeless person doesn’t?

A home, but what does a homeless person have that orphans don’t?

A parent.

Three nuns are having a charity in front of the church.

A man in a trench coat walks up and flashes the three nuns. The first nun had a stroke, the second nun had a stroke, but the third nun, her arm was too short.

I saw a kid crying in the corner of the room and I said, "Are you OK? Where are your parents?" and he started crying even more.

I love working in an orphanage.

If you watch Jaws backwards, it's a heartwarming story about a shark that gives arms and legs to disabled people.

Every Dorito bag for orphans is family sized.

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I LOVE ORPHANS!

What is the biggest disrespect to send a box of tea bags to Africa?

An orphanage is like a horse rescue. You rescue them, rehabilitate them, then sell them for as much as possible.

What do milk and Make-A-Wish kids have in common? They both have expiration dates.

I just donated $100 to a blind children's charity, suck that no one will see it.

After work, I volunteer to help blind children. Verb, not adjective.

I respect anyone who devotes their life to charity work.

But I think Paul Walker went a step too far.

I gave an orphan 5 dollars and I said, "Spend it on a candy bar." I came back 5 minutes later and he didn't have a candy bar. So I look over and I see that he has a piggy bank that has 40 dollars and I said, "Where did you get that?" He said, "For being homeless," and I said, "What are you going to spend it on?" He looked at me and said, "I'm going to pay money for a mother."

What do you call an orphanage that's not an orphanage?

A homeless shelter.

If prostitution had a tax-exempt status, and if an adult bookstore had a tax-exempt status because of a glory hole, churches would have to do something else to keep their tax-exempt status to avoid the risk of going out of business.

Boosterthon asks to raise up to $35,000.

I donate $35,000. I ask, "What's my prize?" Boosterthon worker says, "Here's a headband." Me: "I donated the goal, so is that it?" Boosterthon worker: "No, it's $35,000 per person." I pass out. Boosterthon worker goes back to work like it is a regular day.