Cerebral jokes

Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.

You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

What happens when an emo kid loses a Kahoot? He gets a 25 kill streak.

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.