Cerebral jokes

Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.

You have two parts of [your] brain, "left" and "right". In the left side, there's nothing right. In the right side, there's nothing left.

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

What has more brains than Kurt Cobain?

The wall behind him.

What do Michelangelo and Kurt Cobain have in common?

They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.

I was raised a Catholic, and my priest told me when I was 12, "God is watching you when you masturbate."

I said, "Is God a pedophile too, Father?"

What do masturbation and brain damage have in common? After a few strokes, there’s no going back.

I get so many things stuck in my head, though, unfortunately none of them were a bullet.