Cerebral Palsy jokes

Why did the sexy 12 year old girl with cerebral palsy get raped? Because her parents didn’t have the decency to drown her at birth.

I asked my mom with cerebral palsy a question.

Still waiting on an answer.

Who is Tracy Latimer's least favourite actor?

Vin Diesel.

I kicked a soccer ball at the kid in the wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.

Bought my son a trampoline for his birthday. The ungrateful fucker just sat in his wheelchair and cried.

I used to get pushed and called lazy in school.

Man, I loved that wheelchair.

Never buy an epileptic kid light-up Sketchers.

I got my son a trampoline for his birthday.

The ungrateful boy sat in his wheelchair the whole time.