why does joe only have 264 days in his calendar? because he cant celebrate fathers day.
Jesus is the pioneer of Hollywood. He's still famous and my favorite idol.
Today I was at the Apple Store when I saw that a lot of phones were broken. When I looked around I saw none other than Pristiano Penaldo smashing all the phones. He said he was mad because he ghosted vs a relegation team. Shame on you Penaldo!
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
What did the woman on the beach say to Michael Jackson? hey get out of my sun!
Olivia Rodrigo
Why can’t Michael Jackson go within 500 meters of a school? Because he’s dead.
whats michael jacksons nickname? nivea black and white
Why did Michael Jackson die. Because I have a new phone number and he does not know
Why don’t Chinese kids get to celebrate Christmas. Cuz there the ones making the toys.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? Out of a catalogue 😁
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning, he ate 12 year old nuts and a 13 year old wiener
At this point, I don't want a funeral when I commit. I just want a going away party so people have an excuse to celebrate...
Amber Heard’s Morning Routine
Wake Up Eat Breakfast Take a Shit Get Out of Bed
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window? He was airing his blanket.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
On my 21st Birthday my mom told me I got a nice birthday present for you. As the son and only child your going to to get something good and something you been looking forward to is what my mom said. Me my mom and my on;y friend celebrate my Birthday then we all went to sleep I woke up the next day I ask hey where my gift you said you got me. My mom said since your father left us you have have no father figure in your life. So this is your new step father the only thing it was my only friend.
We’ve got to celebrate our differences 👻🤝🐵🤝🍚🤝🌮🤝💣🤝🏳️🌈🤝🍔🤝🥖🤝🍕
