Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
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Explanation
The joke plays on the infamous 'defecation incident' during Amber Heard's trial. By listing 'take a shit' before 'get out of bed', it's a sarcastic jab at the messy situation that went down in the trial.
Johnny Depp For The Win
Free my guy Johnny Depp
Unlike him, Heard can probably turn alcohol into child abuse
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