Two to the one from the one to the three I like good pussy and i like good trees Smoke so much weed you wouldn't believe And i get more ass than a toilet seat Three to the one from the one to the three I met a bad bitch last night in the d Let me tell you how i made her leave with me Conversation and hennessey I've been to the motherfuckin' mountain top Heard motherfuckers talk, seen and dropped If i ain't got a weapon i'ma pick up a rock And when i bust yo ass i'ma continue to rock Getcha ass of the wall with your two left feet It's real easy just follow the beat Don't let that fine girl pass you by Look real close 'cause strobe lights blind
My name is devonair when i get a haircut its always bald kids make fun of me the call me dang-nier bald head My name is devonair
*dev-on-near* *I always thought they were making fun of me cause of my name pronounced near*
why was the people's wedding so miserable... cause during the kiss someone farted so loud and stinky they agreed to never try to have another wedding
Sister:Hey sis how are you today?Me:Oh good you?sister:good cause i heard you finally got a good living life
Its this girl named deaf waht a weird name but i know that cause i was ear hustling. But anyway evertime i call her she doesn't answer i wanna clap some cheeks tonight how could she hate me when she dont no me
Why couldn't the toilet paper cross the road? Cause it got stuck in the crack *if u dont get it it got stuck in the butt crack*
Why can’t you trust an emo kid Cause they always leave you hanging
Yo mama so ugly she went into a haunted house...... And came back out with a job application then that ran away * CAUSE SHE"S A UGLY FUCK*
im jealous at me led lights. cause they r hanging from the celling ans im not.
Why did the director have a injured leg? Cause he couldn't find the right cast.
why cant orphans play monopoly?? cause they cant put a house
Why is 10 so scared. Cause it was in the middle of 9/11
why did the orphan go outside the school A: cause it was take your parents to school day
Why did Lucas die?
Cause he was old lucas
i got kicked out of the hospital cause i told all the Covid-19 patents to stay positive.
This dude is so fat wearing the same damn clothes everyday. Everytime he turn around it's his graduation day he forgot to put a boomerang on his pants cause they don't even fit no more.last time I saw him coming down the street it was in a bucket of popeye"s chicken extra crispy.
The lasagna i just cook is for me my friends and family you don't get none because your name is not on the list. You wanna know why cause you got the whole place smelling like catdog and ass.
Hey my man why you got them damn old stanky looking whoopi Goldberg cornrows on you head? Are y'all twins or boyfriend and girlfriend cause if y'all are go get married in color purple land.
:can I borrow a book how to kill myself
:librarian. No cause you won’t bring it back
Where did ur dad go??? cause i saw him at the milkshop oh wait there isnt one
