why can Asian people buy phones?
cause they might call the wong number
Why does Peter Pan always fly
Cause he neverlands
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals or cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth. I'll let u decide
Is that a mirror in your pants cause I can see myself inside them
Q: why is america bad at chess
A: cause they already lost two towers
hey are you a terrorist? cause i rate u 9/11
(A horrible pick up line) are you the two towers? Cause I'd love to take you out 🤭
My grandma said, hey you want a butter finger cause I do. Me:grandpas in the kitchen if you want a finger.
Why did the titanic sink...... Cause you mom was ok on it
why is the orphan cold cause there no one to cuddle with
Why do orphans read bl or gl?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy
Q: Why can't science be combined with religion?
A: Cause science creates skyscrapers and planes, while religion combines them
Why did Technoblade die?
Cause he wanted to Skyblock in Heaven!
Why does Technoblade love Orphans?
Cause he can relate to their parents!
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
Why did the skeleton die from laughter? Cause they broke all his "FUNNY BONES!"
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow. 'Cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
i hope you SEA me around later cause i SHORE won't stay here for long
Our soon to be ex Justice Minister is trying to distract us from his own misconduct charges by funding advocates for crime victims He should fund proctologists too cause he'll likely need both after prison.
Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip Cause they need a parent signature
