Caught jokes

Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.

A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.

Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"

Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

Chuck Norris threw one Pokéball and caught 'em all.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

"Wait, I can explain everything!"

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.