Car crash jokes

What do you take care of after a car crash?

The witnesses.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?

When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.

What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? Both of their greatest hits are "the wall."

Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?

Wrapped around that tree.

How did the blind Catholic get in a car crash? He asked Jesus to take the wheel.