Lost Boys jokes

What is an orphan's favorite song? "Lost Boy."

Did you know that they are making a movie about the four boys who lost their lives on the ice? They're calling the movie "The Lost Boys."

And to the parents of the lost boy named Timmy, we have found him, and now is your chance to make your escape. He really is a little shit, isn't he?

My favorite quote will always be, "Sketchy candy is better than no candy."

- One of the thousands of missing children.

I lost my black friend in the shadows. I lost my white friend on the wall. I lost my Asian friend in the sand and I lost my Islamic friend in the bombings.

A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.

"This place looks scary," the kid said.

And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."

Why don't orphans like to get lost?

Because somebody's going to ask where their parents are.

Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆