Captain Crunch jokes

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

Chuck Norris can gargle peanut butter.

The emo kid ran away after his parents asked why they took the barcode sticker off the Oreos.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.