Captain Crunch jokes

Yo momma's titty milk taste like Captain Crunch.

Your mom said my cum tastes like Captain Crunch, bitch.

You're so fat you sunk Captain Crunch's ship.

You're so fat your blood type is Nutella.

In the morning, I become a cereal killer.

Chuck Norris can pick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever tasted.

Them: You want some Lucky Harms?

Me: What are Lucky Harms?

Them: They're Lucky Charms, but instead of being magically delicious, they're magically malicious.

Chuck Norris caught all the Pokémon -- from a landline.

How did Reese eat her cereal? - Witherspoon!