Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
What do we call a Canadian gay ~disciplined cunt
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
I'm sorry m8.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
you.
Canada.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
