Canada jokes
How to get 60 Translink workers? Please head out of the pool because ya'll are fat. Oh wait, didn't you poop yourself? Say sorry to your underwear while pooping as a fat Canadian Translink worker, little boy.
If people who live in Canada are Canadians, I mean if they drink Fanta, they’re fantastic.
How did pioneers name Canada?
They put a bunch of letters in a hat and pulled out three. The first one was "C, eh?" The second one was "N, eh?" The last letter was "D, eh?"
That's how they named "C, eh? N, eh? D, eh?"
Son: Hey dad, why is my name Canada?
Dad: Because you were made there.
Mum: We haven't been to Canada.
Dad: Hol' up a minute.
What did the hematologist say when his Canadian patient wrote that he's blood type "eh"? "Ah, probably just go with blood typo!"
The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
I'm sorry m8.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"