The second twin tower is like Canada. It doesn’t exist.
What is the real name of Canada?
Punjabistan
Here's how to piss off all of North America.
All the United States is, is South Canadia.
What do we call a Canadian gay, disciplined cunt?
So I was mining off the coast of Canada and one of my coworkers found gold. I said, "AU, bring that over here!"
Canada has free health care, here is a link to some Canada Facts! https://www.1stcontact.com/blog/20-interesting-facts-about-canada
I'm sorry m8.
What did the Canadian say when a guy shot his beaver?
"It is ok, I forgive you."
What’s the difference between a Canadian and a unicorn?
Nothing, they’re both mythical creatures.
What do you call a sophisticated American?
A Canadian.
What part of the train goes "toot toot"?
The caboose.
Why did the Canadian cross the road?
To say sorry to the other side.
A rooster ran across the border from the USA to Canada and laid an egg. Which country does that egg belong to?
Roosters don't lay eggs.
I guess Canada's national igloo is melting because of global warming.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
you.
Canada.
Some day, Canada will take over the world. -- And then we'll all be sorry.
How do you get 30 drunk Canadians out of the pool?
"Please get out of the pool."
