New Campfire Jokes

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out hotwheels

Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u

Have you ever had sex camping?

It's inTENTS.

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

Why do people love camping?

Because it's in tents!

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."

"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.

"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."

"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.

Grandma pointed to the campfire.

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."

One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."

The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.