When does a cub become a Boy Scout When he eats his first brownie
This isn’t much of a joke but pickup line ok it’s this. Are you a marshmallow because I wanna put my stick in u
I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out hotwheels
Your so much like a marshmallow, your so squishy and sticky and everyone puts their sticks inside of u
Have you ever had sex camping?
It's inTENTS.
Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?
Cuz he wanted to sleep like a log!
Why do people love camping?--- Because it's in tents!
Why are they called s’mores?
Because you always want another one!
The Bigfoots had a campfire one Bigfoot Asked what sould we roast next the other Repiled maybe a penis and a girl 👩🏻
“Grandma, tell me a story!” I said as we huddled near the campfire “Alright,” She said “Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches.” “Where is Timmy now?” I asked Grandma pointed to the campfire.
These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says " I can't stand my mother in law". The other says " so , just eat the potatoes".
one day there were these 3 cow boys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures well the first cow boy said i tangled with a bull that killed 6 people so i wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands the second cow boy said that's nothing yesterday i was walking on a trale and came across a rattler so i picked it up ,bit its head off and drank all his venom in one gulp the third cow boy remained quiet stering the embers of the fire with his penis
We went running on our camping trip. It was past tents.
Chuck Norris lit a campfire and humans saw the sun for the first time.
