New Campfire Jokes

When does a cub become a Boy Scout?

When he eats his first brownie.

This isn’t much of a joke, but here's a pickup line. Are you a marshmallow? Because I wanna put my stick in you.

I pushed a kid in a wheelchair into a campfire and shouted out "Hot Wheels!"

You're so much like a marshmallow, you're so squishy and sticky, and everyone puts their sticks inside of you.

Have you ever had sex camping?

It's inTENTS.

Why did the cowboy put his bunk in the fireplace?

'Cause he wanted to sleep like a log!

Why do people love camping?

Because it's in tents!

Why are they called s’mores?

Because you always want another one!

The Bigfoots had a campfire. One Bigfoot asked what should we roast next. The other replied, "Maybe a penis and a girl."

"Grandma, tell me a story!" I said as we huddled near the campfire.

"Alright," she said, "Once, there was a tree named Timmy, he was my best tree friend. I used to read books under him and climb all his branches."

"Where is Timmy now?" I asked.

Grandma pointed to the campfire.

These two cannibals are sitting by the campfire having dinner. One says, "I can't stand my mother-in-law." The other says, "So, just eat the potatoes."

One day there were these 3 cowboys sitting next to a fire and they were telling each other about their adventures. Well, the first cowboy said, "I tangled with a bull that killed 6 people, so I wrestled that son of a bitch to the ground with my bare hands."

The second cowboy said, "That's nothing. Yesterday I was walking on a trail and came across a rattler, so I picked it up, bit its head off, and drank all his venom in one gulp."

The third cowboy remained quiet, stirring the embers of the fire with his penis.