Calculus jokes
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Maths...
....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.
Q. What's long, hard, and scary when you first see it?
A. Calculus homework.
Two cunts were walking down the street.
One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."
Why is calculus called calc? Because you need a calculator. Lol.
Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."
Hi boyyyy!
Why do they never serve beer at a math party?
Because you can't drink and derive.
Old mathematicians never die; they just lose some of their functions.
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!