Calculus

Calculus Jokes

Grade

Asian Grading scale: A- Average.

B- Half Average.

C- Stupid idiot!

D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!

F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!

Baby

My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now

Math

Maths...

....Addition, frustration, subtraction, aggression, depression.

Cunt

Two cunts were walking down the street.

One was doing calculus, and the other one says, "Imagine me, a stupid cunt that can talk...."

Math

Math puns are the first SINE of madness! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Mathematician

An infinite amount of mathematicians walked into a bar. The first ordered a pint, the second ordered a half pint, the third ordered a fourth-pint, etc. The Bartender eventually walked up and gave them two pints and said: "You mathematicians don't know your limits."

Beer

Why do they never serve beer at a math party?

Because you can't drink and derive.