Butter

Butter Jokes

Rumor

I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter, but I decided I didn't want to spread it.

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  • Woman

    What do women and peanut butter have in common?

    They're both easy to spread.

    Punishment

    Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when I saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that, as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month.

    Today I saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".

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  • Breakfast

    A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."

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  • Blonde

    What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.

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