My mom has a policy where if you kill a butterfly, no butter for a week, and if you kill a grub, no grub for a week.
She killed a cockroach today. I have some bad news for her.
i put peanut butter on my asshole so the dog would lick it but instead i got bit by ants
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh I guess I better not spread it.
what do you say to toast with bad shoes? Butter those
I heard a pretty juicy rumor about butter. But i decited i didn't want to spread it
What does the dairy products praise? Cheeseus
What do women and peanut butter haven in common? They're both easy to spread
Yesterday my daughter was playing in the garden when i saw her kill a butterfly. I told her that as a punishment, she won't eat butter for 1 month. Today i saw her killing a cockroach in the kitchen. I told her "nice try".
Chuck does not cut butter with a knife, he cuts a knife with butter.
What's the difference between peanut butter and jam? I can't peanut butter my dick up your ass.
A piece of toast and a hard boiled egg walked into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve breakfast here."
What is the difference between butter and a blonde? - Butter is difficult to spread.
