Why crack your fingers when you can finger your crack?
Scissoring is nice when I grind my wee wee on my wife’s clit. Humping that little guy is like riding a wet butt plug.
It’s nice hitting it from the back when my wife has wide hips 🥰. Her butt cheeks look like big huge ball sacks as my thighs smack up against them when I’m thrusting 😍. I like to finish off by grinding my weiner up and down her back like a gay man frotting his schlong on his partner’s ding dong 🥵.
The woman body is shaped like a penis. If see a naked female body bent over, her butt looks like testicles while her head can be seen as the head of a penis. This is the same if she lies down right side up with her knees up and legs spread. If she lays upside down with her knees up and legs spread, her boobs are like testicles and her pelvic area is like the head of a penis. If you look at the shape of a vagina, it’s shaped like a penis with the lips looking like testicles and the clit look like the schlong.
What do you call someone with a big butt?
The Thightanic
What is the difference between a detective company and a man with eyes on his butt?
One has a private eye, and the other has eyed privates
I just threw some cigarette butts on the ground while I was driving. I wasn't clean after this.
my sister said that i need to stop with the audited butt:
i got it from her when i was born
What planet has a butt? Uranus!
Why are butts salty Because there buttered
A teacher walked up to me and said how did we get butt cracks??I was like 4 so I said u had a earthquake on ur booty.
Bootylicious lol
A little girl said to her mom "MOM MY BUTTS CRACKED KISS IT KISS IT"her mom said "sweetie SHUT UP ITS ALWAYS BEEN THERE" then her daughter died cuz of her melodramaticness.
A butt saw the toilet and said "Sh#t I'm sick.
well i got stuck in the dryer and fell asleep then my step bro got home and i did not know and hours later i woke up my pants were down and my butt was on fire
Once there was a man. A man who had a butt. Once he was at this job interview and he was going to get the job. But just before the boss was going to hire him he farted. It was a really bad one. It was 47 minutes long and so loud the windows rattled. When it was over the man screamed and jumped out the window. He didn't get the job
Why did the butt let out a fart A: to wipe out humanity
OWWWWWWWWWWW I JUST GOT A CUT ON MY BUTT, oh wait that’s always been there.
"Hey is that a peach?" *gets slapped on the butt* "Noted."
yo mama so stupid that she farted on yo face for no reseed
Milk,milk, lemonade , around the corner chocolates made. (Point to you r boobs, vagina- crouch area and then to your butt area in sync with words)
