A Chinese boy never met his parents after they were killed in WW2, so when he learned where they were buried, he quickly rushed there.
He sat down in front of their graves and prayed, "I want to see your face again, mommy..." A miracle happened; his mother rose up from the graves and hugged him.
The boy cried then said, "I want to see you too, dad." He looked at his father's grave, but nothing happened.
Suddenly, a Japanese soldier came up behind him and asked, "Were you looking for me?"
Why do they bury Germans 20 feet down when they die, instead of the usual 6 feet? Because deep down, Germans are ok.
Yo mama so stupid, when her phone dies, she buries it.
What's the difference between a potted plant and your wife?
The first is easier to bury.
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
My grandma refused to be an organ donor. She was buried with all her musical instruments.
Did you hear about the man who was accidentally buried alive? -- It was a grave mistake.
