Burg jokes

The ocean will kill you to death expensively if you're on Titanic. Buying the tickets was a waste of money.

Yo mama so fat, she the ice burg.

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Yo mama so fat, She the iceberg.

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He forgot to wrap his Whopper.

Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.

They both routinely place meat in small buns.

An Autistic chef made hamburgers out of donkey meat.

He called them: "Asperger's."

Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"

Q: What do Burger King and Michael Jackson have in common?

A: They put meat on five-year-old buns.