Bungi Jumping jokes

I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.

I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

What do visiting Goatman's Bridge and a bungee jumping accident have in common?

You hear a snap, and suddenly you're falling from a bridge.

What does a blowjob from an 80-year-old and bungee jumps have in common?

You feel the rush, but don't look down.

What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.

Why is bungee jumping similar to a condom?

Because if the rubber snaps, you're fucked.

What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?

Spasticelastic.