How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
How do you make a suicidal guy go bungee jumping?
Tie the bungee cord around his neck.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on a bungy jump?
Spasticelastic.
I'm not going bungee jumping. I was born by broken rubber, and that's not how I'm going out.