How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's a silly question. Feminists can't change anything.
How many feminists do you need to change a light bulb? One. She puts the bulb up and waits for the world to revolve around her. ...just kidding- - none. They can't change anything.
how many russians does it take to change a light bulb. I don't know they just keep Putin them in.
Did you hear about the light bulb party? Yeah, it was pretty lit!
How many beaten children does it take to change a light bulb for a drunken father?
Apparently not enough to impress him
How many people does it take to screw in a light bulb it takes two but don't ask me how they get inside
How many oz. of water does it take to screw a light bulb.
None, also what the heck are you doing with water when people in Africa don’t have any?
how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 5 4 to turn the table, and 1 to hold the bulb.
How many Quebecers does it take to change a lightbulb?
4!
One to hold the bulb, two to turn the chair he's standing on, and one to sing "Alouette, gentille alouette!"
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
How many dead prostitutes does it take to change a light bulb? -- Obviously not 8, because its still dark in my basement.
How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? - None, that's a hardware problem.
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just Juan.
