Building

Building Jokes

Tower

What did the one tower say to the other?

"Here comes the airplane!"

Tower

What's worse than dedicating your life to build back the towers? Doing it and getting terrorized for it...

Tower

What does Fortnite and real life have in common?

They both lost their tower.

Twin Towers

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

Flip

I stood on the edge of a building and someone yelled, "Do a flip!"..... and I did.

Poison

A depressed kid takes a drink of water and someone takes it and takes a drink. "Oh come on, the train stopped, the rope broke, I couldn't get on the building, the gun was empty, the knife was dull, the bridge was too low, and the cliff was nonexistent, and now you took the poison!"

Sidewalk

What has 4 limbs and can make a sidewalk red? Me falling from a 20 story building.

Orphanage

A few kids were talking about how big their houses were. Kids were pointing to huge houses and huge apartments. One little boy said, "Bet I have the biggest home." To everyone's surprise, he pointed right towards the massive orphanage.

Lego

I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.

Tower

11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.

Land

What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.

Bomb

I want to tell you a joke about 9/11... but I'm afraid it will be the bomb.

Twin Towers

Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.

Sweater

I bought a sweater and it started building up static electricity.

So I got another one free of charge.