A depressed man was caught on top of the empire state building with marijuana, needless to say, he didn't want to come down.
I would try to make a Fortnite joke, but i can't seem to build on it.
Why didn’t the constitution worker build a bridge?
He was scared to get across.
I wonder if would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in fortnite
What do you call someone who wants to commit suicide by jumping off a building?
A cliffhanger.
Q: how come in airports,they park the planes outside? A: they don't belong in buildings
life as an elevator has its ups and downs
Tilted Towers is gone.
9/11 was just a really intense game of Jenga.
How do you sink an American battleship?
Have the French build it
Build a man a fire he will be warm for a day, give him some tfox March and he will on fire
what do terrorists do on 9/11. have a game of jenga
Why is it called a building if its already built?
Why did Trump decide to build the wall?
Because China built a wall and they do not have any mexicans.
What will Donald trump build in our devices? - A firewall
I would tell you a construction pun, but I'm still working on it.
Jim and Allyn are 2 mates in the Air Force. They were paired up for a training exersice. They got up into the air and Jim said, "okay Allyn, your helmet can control the missile when launched from the jet. Go ahead and test fire a missile and aim it at anything you want." Allyn fired the missile and had his eyes set on an abandoned building. Jim then said, "I also forgot, watch out for friendly fire." Allyn said "what?" As he looked over at Jim.
What does a house wear? a-dress
A blondie and a redneck jumped off a building which one will land first?
The redneck because the blonde will ask for directions
Why are Muslims terrible at football ? •because every time they have a corner they build a shop
