Brooo jokes

I don't need a girlfriend, 'cause I got my cousin, bro.

Like if you know someone is emo.

Why can a gay man give a better brojob to a heterosexual man than another heterosexual man?

Experience.

Screw sister from a mister or brother from another mother. We besties from another testie.

Like this if one of your family members is emo!

So a guy named Nathaniel just came home, and when he enters his sister’s room, he sees her f***ing a piece of broccoli. And Nathaniel says, “Abbie, what’s wrong with you? I was going to eat that later, and now it smells like broccoli!”