Bronze jokes

Husband: "Honey, I just bought these special Olympic-style condoms!"

Wife: "Olympic-style condoms? What makes them so special?"

Husband: "They come in three colors: gold, silver, and bronze."

Wife: "Ooh, sweet. What color are you going to wear tonight?"

Husband: "Gold, of course!"

Wife: "Why don't you wear silver? It would be nice if you came second for a change."

Lucas is bronze 1 in RL.

Have you heard about the tanning Olympics?

Everyone wanted bronze! (This is a lil cringe.)

Did you hear about the goldfish that went bankrupt?

Now he's a bronze fish.

What do you call a goldfish that got third place? A bronze fish.