i jump and jump if you put bread in me too many times what am i? a toaster
🇻🇪finally i am a trillionare. Now i can buy bread
What did the toaster say to the slice of bread? "I want you inside me."
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?: They both spread for bread
Banana bread is cute
What can Michael Jackson eat In his coffin ⚰️? Nothing only brown bread what they call it 😂😂
What flour do you give a orphan
Self raising
What did the bread say to the peanut butter? I think your nuts
how do you organize a Rave party in Ethiopia? just put some bread on the ceiling
Omg wassup dude why does your hair look just like a young whoopi Goldberg from the color purple them damn stanky looking corn bread rows on your head you look like a damn cheetah pet che che che cheetah they available at Wal-Mart dollar tree target and kroger.
Everytime i come in the kitchen my girl is in the kitchen in the damn refrigerator eating all the food like the fried chicken the mashed potatoes the collard greens mac and cheese and the corn bread. Then i said i wanna eat some of that shit i love soul food then i told her you keep it up your fat ass is going to big like house on a haunted hill.
Duck walks Into a bar the duck says to the bartender hey bartender got any bread bartender says no then the duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says NO duck says hey bartender got any bread bartender says no and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar duck says hey bartender got any nails bartender says no the duck says well then bartender got any bread
Why didn't the seagull fly over the bay. Because it would be a bagel
an indian kid walked into the shop and had a curry down becuase they had no nann bread in stock
If a man travels 14 miles to buy a loaf of bread, how long will it take for him to realise that living in the countryside is shit?
I like peanut 🥜 butter 🧈 and honey 🍯
Some bread teacher: What will reddit be in a few years?
Dumb Kid: DEADit?
Bread Teacher: You get and FY for FUCK YOU
Bread Teacher: It will be BREADit
Student: Hah, thats VERY funny! Might as well go to deadit so I can die of laughter.
Why did the plane crash? Because it was being flown by a loaf of bread.
suck all the bread
a boy asks a zookeeper (why there is a baguette in a cage?)
the zookeeper says " it`s bread in captivity!!!!!!
