Bowel Movement jokes
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.
Doc: What's wrong with that?
Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
What did buttholes say after taking a dump?
Buttholes say what a good diarrhea dump.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Poo.
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
I poo 11 times a day.
Poopies in my undies.