Bowel Movement Jokes

Constipation

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?

You: No.

Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Shit

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

Poo

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

Shit

What's harder than taking a shit?

Trying to take a shit while constipated!

Diarrhea

Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...

"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"

Poo

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

People

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!