Bowel Movement jokes

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!

We spend the weekend getting the poop out!

What's harder than taking a shit?

Trying to take a shit while constipated!

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

I poo 11 times a day.

Man: Hi, Doc, I have a problem. I take a shit at 6:00 AM every morning.

Doc: What's wrong with that?

Man: I don't wake up until 8:00 AM.

Poopies in my undies.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

Poo.

Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...

"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?

You: No.

Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!