Bowel Movement jokes

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?

You: No.

Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We spend the weekend getting the poop out!

There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.

Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

What's harder than taking a shit?

Trying to take a shit while constipated!

Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...

"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Poo.

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!