Bowel Movement jokes
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
There's a new Viagra and prune juice diet that's out.
Unfortunately, you can't tell if you're coming or going.
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Poo.
Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
What's the same with a toilet and anal sex? Your ass gets numb after a while.
Is it just me, or when you wipe your ass too deep, it reminds you of your uncle? Just me?
When you accidentally wipe a little too hard and your finger goes up your bumhole, triggering flashbacks of when you were 10 and your uncle stayed a few weeks. 😂
lowkey "discharge" is an ugly word. I prefer créme de la meow meow.
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!