Why do people consume "Laxatives"?
Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!
Bowel Movement Jokes
When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.
Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ididap.
Ididap who?
That's the joke, you did a poo!
Poo.
Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?
You: No.
Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We spend the weekend getting the poop out!
What's harder than taking a shit?
Trying to take a shit while constipated!
Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...
"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"