Bowel Movement jokes

Why do people consume "Laxatives"?

Answer: So that they can take a "Shit", STUPID!

When I shit in the toilet, I think that if I shit hard enough, I can see my asshole plug.

Knock knock. Who is there? Poo. Poo who? Hey, I need ta go poooooooooooop!

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Ididap.

Ididap who?

That's the joke, you did a poo!

Poo.

Me: Have you seen the movie Constipation?

You: No.

Me: Because it hasn’t come out yet! ERMINER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We spend the weekend getting the poop out!

What's harder than taking a shit?

Trying to take a shit while constipated!

Someone was walking down the street and they saw some neat...

"Diarrhea cha cha cha, Diarrheal cha cha cha!"