Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!
Botany Jokes
What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!
The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.
What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.
What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?
Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.
What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?
Pokemon!
