Botany jokes

Can I branch out to some tree puns? Willow you allow me it’s only fur. No? Oakome on!

What do you call a creepy flower? A Pedel-File!

The flower made a phone call and became cauliflower.

What's the difference between leafmen and leafwomen? Palm trees.

What's a skeleton's favorite plant? A bone-zai tree. But if they don't like that one, how about a s-pine tree?

Why should you stay away from trees? - Because they wanna be leafed alone.

What do Jamaicans say when they touch a cactus?

Pokemon!