Boot Camp jokes

School is a lot like boot camp. The only difference is that you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.

"If you want to win swiftly, camp the enemies' spawn."

- Sun Tzu

What is the best way to run away from home?

Join the military.

What type of camp does a kid with ADHD go to?

Concentration camp.

Why does the United States have such a good military? Because they learn to dodge bullets in school.