Husband: my wife and I went to the beach today Husband: She was wearing a blue wetsuit Husband: The second we entered the beach Pedestrians: TSUNAMI TSUNAMI
In Saudi Arabia, there lived a man named Abdul. Abdul rhymes with Azul, the Spanish word for blue. And he probably be lookin more blue than me
What do you call Mordecai dressing up as a basket ball player? Blue Jay Simpson!
Rose are red, violets are blue, there are kid in my basement, you'll be there soon
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, U make me pee like I drink tea, you make me go buzz, like becoming a fuzz, It sticks in, but it goes to the bin, after its use, it will be reused, no it is not what your thinking its -~-(clay)-~-
Roses are red, Violets are blue, u look like shrek, and u make me peck
Roses are red, Violets are blue, i need your peach, and ill torture you with a speech
Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong- king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said “ I am Chong king. I said I know your name is Chong king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
Rose are red voliets are blue I saw your mom beat you.
Roses are Red, Violets are blue, your mums so fat, she broke britain two
Rose's are red my cum is blue I'll wait till your asleep to rape you
(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)
Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.
Roses are red Violet are blue ur dad bought you
What does Amy Rose like? Blue balls
yo hairline was used as the blue blint for the great wall of china
Foxy is red, Bonnie is blue, And Golden Freddy will kill you.
roses r red voilets r blue all the worse jokes come from u
roses are red violets are blue if I slapped you that’d be animal abuse
doctor suess break up lines one fish two fish blue fish red fish im breaking up with you bitch
