Blaze jokes

What do you call a burning church?

Holy smokes.

Paul Walker's death was a tragedy, but at least he went out in a blaze of glory.

What did Rengoku say to his class?

"Set your school ablaze!"

What do you call a rapper who's also a firefighter?

BLAZE RHYMES.

I googled "How to start a wildfire." I got 48,500 matches.

Little Natalie was playing with matches. Her mother caught her, took them, whupped her, and told her never to play with matches again.

A few minutes later, Little Natalie was playing with matches again. The curtains caught fire, and the house burned down.

Another few minutes later, when she and her mother were sitting at their neighbors', her mother told her: "If you think I gave you a whupping, wait till your father gets home!"

Little Natalie just cackled with delight because she knew her father had gotten home earlier and gone upstairs to take a nap.

A little boy decided to burn a house down. The father put his arm around his wife, tears in his eyes, saying, "That's arson."

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

What does BLM stand for?

Bisexual Lives Matter.