Black men jokes

What do you call a cab for black men?

A cop car.

Why are black men's eyes always red after sex?

From the mace.

What's one thing your dad shares with black men? Your sister.

What do you call a group of black men hanging from a tree?

Alabama wind chimes.

One thing that Miles Morales and Black men have in common is that they're both rip-offs.

Sike, I lied. I like big black men.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA that only want to play basketball on a all black basketball team? because they prefer to suck a long and thick big black dick

What do black men in the NBA like about going to the locker room after they are done playing basketball?

Receiving golden showers from other black teammates.

Why do black men have nightmares?

Because the only one that had a dream got shot.

What do you call a white man sandwiched between two black men in a blue sleeping bag?

An Oreo.

I went to the park full of black men. I ended up fucking 'em all.

What do you call a white man surrounded by black men? Coach.