Binoculars jokes

So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

A blind woman tells her boyfriend that she’s seeing someone.

It’s either really terrible news or really great news.

"What do we want?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

"When do we want them?"

"HEARING AIDS!"

The happier they get, the less they see.

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been googling my name on her computer.

I saw it through my telescope last night.