Binoculars jokes

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.