Binoculars jokes

You should wear binoculars when calculating. It helps divide.

Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.

So I went to the binoculars shop the other day. Tell you what, they saw me coming.

A telescope has two uses:

1. To look in space. 2. To see your hairline.

I spy with my little eye something starting with, actually I have TWO normal eyes.

If you need to squint to read this...

You probably need glasses.

Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.