Big Hand jokes
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand š meets the little š¤.
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jacksonās house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How do you know when itās bedtime at Michael Jacksonās house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
I got a handjob from a blind woman the other day. She said, "It's the biggest thing I ever had in my hand." I said, "No love, you're just pulling my leg."
Your forehead is so big it gets home before you do.
Forehead is so big that you wear a bed sheet for a bandana.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.