Big Hand jokes
If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?
Big hands.
When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?
When the big hand 馃枑 meets the little 馃.
What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson鈥檚 house?
When the big hand touches the little hand.
How do you know when it鈥檚 bedtime at Michael Jackson鈥檚 house?
The big hand is on the little hand!
You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands. For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry.
I've just been fired from the clock-making factory after all those extra hours I put in.
6:30 is the best time on a clock... hands down.
What does a priest and a wristwatch have in common? They both start at 12.