Big Hand jokes

What time is bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

When the big hand touches the little hand.

If you have 13 apples in one hand and 10 oranges in the other, what do you have?

Big hands.

When is it bedtime in the Jacksons' house?

When the big hand 🖐 meets the little 🤚.

How do you know when it’s bedtime at Michael Jackson’s house?

The big hand is on the little hand!