Best pick up line EVER.
there is a app on your phone called ringer go into it there is a 12 to 15 digit number enter that into my phone my dick will get 12 to 15 inches longer
It's important to have a good vocabulary. If I had known the difference between "antidote" and "anecdote", one of my best friends would still be alive
My best friend looked at my arms and said, "Stop, sh*t, it's bad," then turns right around and says, "You look like a tiger."
So from here on out I am now Finn, the self-harming tiger.
Jack and Jill went up the hill so Jack could lick Jill’s candy, but Jack had a shock with a mouth full of cock cause Jill’s real name was Randy.
With a tight cheeked fanny and shlong expandy, Jack’s face turned uncanny. Off he ranny to tell granny his best friend was a tranny.
My crushes best friend came up to me and called me my crushes dog 🐕 so then I say wow your an ass for calling me a bich he then looks at me wide eyed and I just walk away.
The Toaster: The best bath bomb!
What’s the best part of stage four cancer?
A: there’s no stage five
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Playing hide n seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day
If I was a raped victim , would silence be the best medicine?
whats the best way to tell your friend you hate them? Option 1: Kill them Option 2: walk away Option 3: kill eachother. Me: why can't i just kms and leave them the pain?
my dad did in the attacks he was the best pilot for pakistan
i don't joke about 9/11 because i lost my dad he was the best pilot i ever knew
The highest praise my wife gave to me was when she told me, “The best feminine attribute on your body as a woman would be your p🍆nis.” 🥰
The best night of my life was when gave my virginity to wife and her last word was when she called me “Mommy” at the top of her lungs before I knocked her up 😍.
What's America's Best Class?
gun 101
Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because They don't need permission from their Parents
The best part about being a medical student is, you will never run out of jokes..
What's the best thing about a dead hooker? Refunds.
No joke. I just want to say that my thoughts are with the Ukrainian people and i wish them the best. Best of luck.
