Benedict jokes

Family

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.

BLM.

Biden Loves Bisexuality.

What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?

Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.

Does it cycle now?

Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.

Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.

BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."