Benedict jokes
I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
What does B.I.B.L.E. stand for?
Bull Shit In Book Lacking Evidence.
Does it cycle now?
Baptism, a chance for the priest to bathe you.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
BlessedBrian's autobiography would be titled "The Adventure of Watching Paint Dry."
What do the initials BIBLE stand for?
Bull In Book Lacking Evidence