Benedict jokes

How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

You can't get either one at home.

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

Ben

Ben Inkster, more like gay.

Remember the name Ben Andrews.

BLESSEDBRIAN is the reason they invented the mute button.

What does the B in Benoît B. Mandelbrot stand for?

Benoît B. Mandelbrot.