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Manga fan · 3 years ago
  • I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

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    Anonymous · 6 years ago
  • How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

    You can't get either one at home.

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