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Manga fan
3 years ago

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

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    • Anonymous
    6 years ago

    How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?

    You can't get either one at home.

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